Where did you get a picture of my penis
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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