hell yes lets make some ravioli
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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