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My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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