yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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