Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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