you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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