Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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