ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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