scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
