so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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