Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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