Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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