Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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