what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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