So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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