Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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