Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You coming home soon, man?
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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