Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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