That's intense
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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