oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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