Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
