I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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