it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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