am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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