Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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