Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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