you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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