I puked a lego.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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