dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I am available for nakedness
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
