Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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