If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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