his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
