I hate your face
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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