And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
