i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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