Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
we should paint friendship bongs
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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