??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm getting married
To pizza
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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