hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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