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I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I love having hate sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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