I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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