do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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