no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am available for nakedness
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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