I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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