I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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