I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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