I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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