whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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