i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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