white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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