Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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