i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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