Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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