One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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